Disclaimer: I
don't own KOF or Ranma 1/2, other people do, if I did neither series
would be as popular as they are.
This was inspired by several
fanfics where Ranma has Orochi origins, I doubt it's ever been done
like this.
Leopold
Goenitz, Kamakazi no Goenitz, Leader of the Heavenly Kings of the
Orochi, Master of the Winds was currently trying to drown his sorrows
in alcohol in a small bar. After this last tournament it felt like
the right thing to do. "How dare they, how dare they team up
against me?" He muttered thinking back to the tournament.
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He had
almost killed Kusanagi when he felt a shearing pain in his backside,
the pain of Orochi magtama. He had turned to see Iori Yagami smirking
at him. "Why'd you attack me? I'd think you'd be glad that
Kusanagi would be dead?"
"Yeah, but only if I was
the one to do it, Goenitz." Yagami snorted. He would have
retorted but felt another attack from behind, this time a powerful Ki
attack that knocked him off his feet.
Quickly
getting up he saw that Leona Heidern was the one responsible for
that, he didn't blame her one bit for trying to kill him, he was the
one that ruined her life after all. What really surprised him was
that he never felt her presence until she hit. He was starting to
summon his wind powers to take care of her when he got hit by
powerful lightning and energy attacks from both sides. His head
started spinning, when he regained his equlibrium, he saw that Orochi
Vice and Orochi Mature were the ones that blasted him. Stepping back
he hollered, "What is the meaning of this?!?!?!"
Orochi
Vice chuckled darkly, "You were the one who signed Mature's and
my death certificate two years ago, and if it weren't for Geese we'd
be dead now." By now Goenitz could see Kyo getting back up,
albiet shakily, and started to get ready to fight again.
He
would have tried to blast them all with a gust of wind when he
suddenly couldn't move. "What the. . ?"
"What's
the matter Hakkeshu scum? Can't move?" In front of him was
Chizuru Kagura as well as Rugal, Yamazaki, Chris, Yashiro and
Shermie.
"What is the meaning of this?!?! Why'd you all
betray me?!?!?!" He asked horofied as Chizuru started chanting
and glowing with power.
"You didn't pay me any money."
Yamazaki smirked at him. "Rugal paid me money to stand up to
you."
"Well, Orochi-sama's already been defeated,
and there's no point dying for a foolish madman." Shermie smiled
nervously at him. "Besides, I like this life too much."
"Rugal
help me!!!" Goenitz pleaded for the first time in his entire
life.
"I'll admit you saved my life three years ago when
I nearly died from the increase in Orochi power, so I helped you out
by bringing this tournament together." Rugal then smirked,
"What's wrong, can't use your power to teleport? Kagura-san here
made a special spell just for you, you can't use any Orochi power,
nor can you move. By the way, I never agreed to help you destroy the
human race."
Goenitz watched, shocked that blood enemies
were helping each other against him. "You hate each other, why
are you helping each other?!?!?" Chiziru was almost done with
her spell, he could feel it, her magic power was increasing and he
felt that this was the last time he would ever be seen.
Iori
answered him, smirking, "I'd rather be dead in a world with
people in it, than live in a world with nothing."
Goenitz
needed something quick, since he couldn't teleport normally, he had
to use that spell, one that he thought he'd never use. He knew the
risks, but he had to live. Quickly chanting it, he hoped that he
could finish it before the mirror keeper finished her spell. While he
finished the spell, it was just in the knick of time, for Kagura had
finished her spell. The two spells met and Gonetiz was gone. People
around the world cheered, and of course Yashiro, Yamazaki and Yagami
got into a big fight and had to be pulled of one another, or rather
Yashiro and Iori had to be pulled off one another by Shermie and
Leona, Yamazaki was out cold.
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Goenitz was lucky he was still
alive after the teleport, he ended up in an alley behind some bar in
Tokyo. He had taken stock about what happened to him. First off he
noticed one thing, his powers were completely gone, oh he still had
his Martial Arts, Ki abilities, and basic Orochi healing powers, but
that was it. He knew that the spell would seal away his abilities for
the rest of his life, but he wanted to live, dammit! Secondly, he was
badly hurt from the teleport. And lastly, he didn't know where the
hell he was! He might as well had been human, a thought that
thoroghly disgusted him. Entering the bar he walked up to the counter
and ordered the strongest stuff they had.
"What's wrong
buddy, you look like life has ended." The bartender, a guy named
Phil asked.
"And it isn't?" Asked Leopold
sourly.
"Well I thought a big-shot from the King of
Fighters Tournament wouldn't be so depressed, even if you did
lose."
Goenitz was shocked to say the least, "How
did you know?"
"I'm a big fan of the tournment, it's
a lot of fun to watch." Phil paused for a moment, "I say
this to everyone who's depressed, get laid."
"What?"
Goenitz asked, narrowing his eyes.
"Get laid, it's a
great stress reliever."
"I'll think about it."
And with that, he downed his glass. This continued for an hour, he
was on his sixth glass when a red-headed woman in a kimono walked in,
he looked at her, she obviously had seen better days. Her eyes were
red and puffy from crying. He didn't think much of it anymore. and
turned to his glass to continue drinking.
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Nodoka Saotome,
formally Masaki, (not THAT Masaki family) walked into the bar to try
and drown her sorrows in alcohol. She had just found out her newly
wedded husband Genma Saotome was sterile, and thus she cried, because
she would never give him the heir that he so wanted. He was going to
be gone for another three months training, and he said before he left
that he hoped she had gotten pregnant, he so wanted someone to teach
his art to.
She was smiling hoping for the best, but an hour
after he had left with his friend and his master, she got a call from
the family doctor telling her something she didn't want to hear.
After hearing that she broke down crying and went to the nearest bar
to forget her pain. She went to a barstool and sat by a big man who
had blond hair and good muscle build, his body was covered in a lot
of bruises. He looked at her for a bit before turning his attention
back to his drink.
"What'll ya have miss?" The
bartender asked.
"I'll have double what he's having."
She replied.
Phil raised an eyebrow while pouring her drink,
"Tough time in life?"
"You don't know the half
of it, I just got married."
"Congratulations."
He said smiling as she swallowed her drink in one gulp, ordered
another and swallowed that one as well.
"Thanks, but I
just found out my husband was sterile." Phil winced at that.
"And he so wanted an heir to pass on his art. Sigh." It was
then that the man besides her said something that would forever
change her life.
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Goentiz was listening to this woman next to him
pour out her troubles, it was when she said that her husband wanted
an heir to pass his art to, he could relate somewhat, and a thought
came to him from his drunken memory, 'Get laid, it's a great stress
reliever.' He couldn't remember who said that, but it sounded great
right now, and he wasn't thinking straight when he turned and spoke.
"Well if your husband is sterile, why don't you just have
someone else's kid, he won't know the difference."
She
turned and said, "Where am I going to find a man who will want
to have me for a night? So that I can have a child for my
husband?"
Goenitz smirked drunkedly, "You're looking
at him."
"Really?"
"Yep." With
that he grabbed her and put her under one arm and took her to the
love hotel that was down the street.
Back in the bar Phil
smiled to himself as he called the hotel ahead of time. 'Lucky
bastard.'
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Three months later. . .
Nodoka had an
extremely happy smile on her face as her husband came home from
training. He saw her in the early stages of pregnancy and jumped for
joy, called his best friend and got rip-roaring drunk. Nodoka
sweat-dropped at the sight of a drunken, slightly over-weight man
break-dancing to waltz music. She really needed to thank that Leopold
fellow, but he said that she'd never see him again.
End of
Prologue/Idea...
A.N. I know
Goenitz hates humans, but he was drunk after all. I know that all the
characters were more-or-less OOC, but I needed that for the story.
BTW, does anyone know any of Gonetiz's moves? Just curious. This may
or may not be continued by me. It was just something that I had to
write. If you're curious to the tournament I was talking about, it
was KOF 98. If anyone wants to continue this be my guest, just e-mail
me to let me know that you're going to.
I'm going to rewrite this sometime soon. I just need to work out the idea more.